My List of Kidnappees

This lokter.....tagged me and as much as I tried to avoid doing it, I can't cos my conscience is not clear...and without getting over and done with with this tag, ms conscience just doesn't allow me to blog about any other issue unless I complete this tag....I wonder....could it be my conscience that's asking me to complete or itu lokter put a jampi to ensure that I do it....I suspect the latter cos every night I dreamt about an island and her face woh...

So, Lokter...I am appealing to you.....PLEASE REMOVE YOUR SPELL ON ME...I PROMISE TO PUT UP THIS TAG LIAW...PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The scenario:
I am stranded on an island....a very lonely and virgin island where no one has ever deflower it. How I stranded there? I don't know but somehow or rather i must have been there due to somebody's wish....one consolation.....I am allowed to drag 6 unlucky bloggers to accompany me....Here are the list....whoever's name that on the list, please pack your belongings and report to me within half an hour or else you will be sued (so like National Service hoh?):

1) Lokter - She is a must. Why? Stranded on an island is no joke woh....and you don't expect to be rescued within a day or two...so, we need a doc who can treat us when we fall sick, when somebody goes into labour (this one sure happen wan cos I'm bring both males and females mah)....So, lokter, please bring enough supplies of panadols, gastric pills, epidurals and perhaps some poison too lah...Oh, don't forget to bring antiseptics also....

2) Junoesque - An ex-blogger....No one says I must bring a practising blogger mah....Anyway, she is a must in my life....We can yak yak yak non stop without worrying about being caught by the boss during office hours...Can or not?

3) Ah Boy & Liucas - Sorry lah Lokter and winn....I have to pull your dogs in too....I love dogs and also I need to make my island complete by having human beings and animals....Ah Boy wouldn't be homesick lah cos his mummy is going with me....but Liucas.....hmmmmm.....never mind liucas, I take care of you much better than your mummy....I promise I wouldn't force you to put on a red shawl and dance for us, ok?
One reason why i bring ah boy is because I want to counsel him....Teach him to be a real man...Explain to him how fun is it to pee around the house and sleep on a comforter....

4) Pink Cotton - If I can't have my pillows and nice bed at home, so can't her....that's why I am bringing her....

Ai see lor....no male hoh??? Never mind....got male liaw

5) Mr Goober - The world will never be silent liaw with Goober around.....He will come with enough supplies of nuts and we can yak yak the whole night and day while munching his nuts...ooops, I mean the nuts that he bring

6) Zeroimpact - Make sure you bring your shampoo and conditioner so that you can help us to wash our hairs and make it smooth and silky like yours....also, I like his selection of musics....ahh.....some music to serenade us at night....

Aiyoh....2 males over 4 females ah?? Can survive or not???