A dinner, 3 friends and an insult

What was supposed to be a no-frill, friends-get-together dinner was turned into an insult at the end of the dinner which causes me sleepless nights and disturbed mind.

Read on......

A dinner & 3 friends

Went for dinner with Junoesque & T at Topspot. Dinner was great and we had a good laugh and we sat there for hours and the parking cost me RM3!!!

Let's talk about the good part first. Check out what we had (Boy, i seriously hope we are hepatitis-free else we sure gonna be in deep shit. Anyway, I'm not):

Deepfried oyster omelette. T & my favourite. Because of you this, we insisted on eating at Topspot (despite the haze) cos they serve very good oyster omelette. Would you believe that T & I finished the whole UFO size omelette? Junoesque saw how desperate we were in fighting the bigger piece she decided to pull out and let the 2 of us have the whole thing

Butter prawns.

Deepfried Soft-shelled crabs. This is really very very nice though J & T claimed that it was too salty. So, Malau & Pinkcotton, if you think the softshelled crabs at Lok Thian is great, wait till you try this. It's heaven.
Hah! The half-open crams clams fried in ginger, lemon grass and soya sauce. Note to the #*&%&$^ tourist: Yes, you food copycat moron, it's soya sauce, no special sauce whatsoever...and I hope you get hepatitis (cannot, too mean) stomachache after eating all the food last nite.


We wiped out clean everything on the table except for a piece each of the crabs, prawns and deer meat.

No one can guess how ridiculously cheap our dinner was last nite. The above 4 seafood dishes plus midin and stirfried deer meat and some discounts on Junoesque's royalty membership card, it cost less than RM85!!!! You don't get this price if u dine without Junoesque, mind you. So next time if you feel like splurging on seafood but could only afford a dinner of kolo mee, please bring along Junoesque but....but (of course, there's a but), you have to bring me too cos I'm not going to give you Junoesque's contact....Acting as a middle woman lah.

And yes, it's the same stall that I blogged before.

Junoesque in her new bracelet

Ok, now the next part:

The Insult
I am still fuming hot even as I typed this...anyway, 2 couples (caucasians, obviously tourists as claimed by that *&$& woman) were searching and surveying for food to order when they came across our table and T being the hospitable lot started to chat with her and introducing to her all the dishes that we had and obviously she ordered the same dishes as ours!

We ate, they ate, we talked, they talked, we laughed, they laughed, the men smoked, we don't, they called for the bill, we still talked.....(and no, though we wish they will, they did not pay for our bills)

Being the polite tourist in the land of the hornbills where food is cheap and glorious, where the monkeys eat together with the human beings, where the human beings stays on top of a tree, where their currency is 4 times larger than ours, where where where (ok, ok, stop it, papercrazy!!) , they came to our table to thank us for introducing them all the glorious food....after several thank yous, goodbyes and enjoy your meals/holidays, guess what was the lady's parting word to me????????

In her very caucasian slang "oh, u better stop eating now, you r getting (with hand gesture some) fatter!

Can't really remember the exact word but it's something to that effect

I was SHOCKED in capital letter!!!

FAT? Excuse me, FAT???????? Why, of all nerve, calling me FAT as in F-A-T??? Obese, corpulent, gemuk, pui, fei!!!!!!!

It did not drown on me what she exactly said until she left and Junoesque started to laugh out loud!

I would have walked up to her at the lift lobby and ask her to repeat what she said if it's not because I was too shock to move.......Maybe she tot that was suppose to be compliments in the land of the hornbills, where food is cheap and glorious, where the monkeys eat together with the human beings blah blah blah (yeah, u got it)

I weigh myself and I don't think I'm obese or even fat for that matter.....I might be a shortie but that doesn't entitle me a fatso!! I'm depressed now...

Tell me, is 45kg for a 5ft tall cute little petite girl with innocent look considered FAT? On 2nd tot, I think T is to be blamed for all this. Without his ever-hospitable character, we wouldn't get to know the tourists and I wouldn't be insulted then. Thanks T for making my day! Duh! We should have just be typical malaysians when they asked us about the food, acted aloof and pretending we don't understand what they were saying.

Saw them walking on the road as I drove down from the carpark....If it's not because I'm a good Catholic, I would have rammed into the curb and knock them off!!! (hehehe..just a thought lah, I don't think i deserve to be locked up in jail over a silly remark!) but I would have wind down my window and shouted to her that I am not fat if it's not because of the quick moving traffic then.